Kristina. I am an 18 yr old college student. Below is a mix of deep emotional quotes and also funny nonsense, enjoy.
SLYTHERIN
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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

 
 

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

 
 

anthxny:

#classact

(Source: asvpfentz)

 
 

killtheweirdkid:

next time you unfollow someone for having a bad day and venting on their blog remember to be perfect for the rest of your life

(Source: neptunain)

 
 

lanashiftdelrey:

when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it

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I mean, I hope you’re happy,
But the sky is still the sky without you,
And I’m not surprised by that anymore.
Caitlyn Siehl, from This is Not a Love Poem (via alonesomes)

(Source: pukesplatter)

 
 

Maslany has to shoot some of her most challenging scenes opposite a tennis ball or a mark on a wall. “I can’t look down by an inch or else the eyeline’s off, and I’m looking at my nose, or I’ve put a glass of water through my face. It’s specific, technical things that I’m keeping track of. And that I have to be present the same way that I would be if there was an actor next to me. Except now I have to imagine the actor next to me.”

(Source: thecloneclub)

 
 
 
 

parkslopenarcissists:

every so often in a lesbians life we have a moment where we look out into the distance, reflect on our life choices, ambitions and dreams, and think to ourselves…

"i’m gonna rewatch the l word"

(Source: chinnie-sandshoes-and-granddad)

 
 

(Source: peter-pettishrooms)